“The Only Option Is Murder” — your keys have never looked so suspicious.
This delightfully dramatic crow is here to add a touch of chaos to your everyday carry. Equal parts cute and menacing, it’s the perfect charm for anyone whose resting face says “don’t test me.”
Attach it to your keys, backpack, or tote to make every jingle sound just a little more ominous. Made from durable, high-quality acrylic that can handle daily mischief and mild emotional damage.
Stylish. Unhinged. Questionably legal (in spirit).
“The Only Option Is Murder” — your keys have never looked so suspicious.
This delightfully dramatic crow is here to add a touch of chaos to your everyday carry. Equal parts cute and menacing, it’s the perfect charm for anyone whose resting face says “don’t test me.”
Attach it to your keys, backpack, or tote to make every jingle sound just a little more ominous. Made from durable, high-quality acrylic that can handle daily mischief and mild emotional damage.
Stylish. Unhinged. Questionably legal (in spirit).
