“The Only Option Is Murder” — relax, it’s just a notebook… probably. For those days when the group project, the email chain, or the world itself pushes you just a little too far. This notebook captures that elegant mix of rage, sarcasm, and suspicious calm — the perfect companion for your daily plotting (creative plotting, of course).
Choose your weapon:
Blank pages — for chaotic doodles and genius schemes.
Lined pages — for carefully documented plans and petty grievances.
Dotted pages — for precision plotting and aesthetic revenge.
Crafted with premium paper, a soft-touch cover, and a flair for the dramatic. Ideal for writers, artists, and anyone holding it together just barely.
It’s not a threat. It’s stationery.
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“The Only Option Is Murder” — relax, it’s just a notebook… probably. For those days when the group project, the email chain, or the world itself pushes you just a little too far. This notebook captures that elegant mix of rage, sarcasm, and suspicious calm — the perfect companion for your daily plotting (creative plotting, of course).
Choose your weapon:
Blank pages — for chaotic doodles and genius schemes.
Lined pages — for carefully documented plans and petty grievances.
Dotted pages — for precision plotting and aesthetic revenge.
Crafted with premium paper, a soft-touch cover, and a flair for the dramatic. Ideal for writers, artists, and anyone holding it together just barely.
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