Meet “Burn” — the crow who has completely surrendered to the chaos.
Everything’s on fire? Excellent. Plans falling apart? Glorious. The world crumbling? Spectacular.
This bird doesn’t just watch it burn — it embraces the flames like a warm hug from the apocalypse.
Perfect for anyone whose motto is “it’s fine, let it burn” — or who’s mastered the art of coping through dramatic destruction. Printed on high-quality, laminated paper, so it’ll survive the metaphorical blaze (unlike your sanity).
Stick it on your laptop, notebook, or anywhere that could use a little fiery catharsis.
Remember: when in doubt… just burn it (metaphorically, of course).
Meet “Burn” — the crow who has completely surrendered to the chaos.
Everything’s on fire? Excellent. Plans falling apart? Glorious. The world crumbling? Spectacular.
This bird doesn’t just watch it burn — it embraces the flames like a warm hug from the apocalypse.
Perfect for anyone whose motto is “it’s fine, let it burn” — or who’s mastered the art of coping through dramatic destruction. Printed on high-quality, laminated paper, so it’ll survive the metaphorical blaze (unlike your sanity).
Stick it on your laptop, notebook, or anywhere that could use a little fiery catharsis.
Remember: when in doubt… just burn it (metaphorically, of course).