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Meet “The Only Option is Murder” — the crow that’s so done pretending to be chill.
They tried patience. They tried deep breaths. They even tried yoga.
But now? Now it’s ✨murder time✨ (emotionally speaking, of course).
Perfect for anyone who channels their rage through sarcasm, caffeine, or dramatic threats. Printed on durable, laminated paper — because even when your morals wobble, your sticker shouldn’t.
Stick it on your laptop, journal, or coffee cup as a gentle reminder:
You could let it go… but do you really want to?
Remember: it’s all fun and games until someone steals your fries.
Meet “The Only Option is Murder” — the crow that’s so done pretending to be chill.
They tried patience. They tried deep breaths. They even tried yoga.
But now? Now it’s ✨murder time✨ (emotionally speaking, of course).
Perfect for anyone who channels their rage through sarcasm, caffeine, or dramatic threats. Printed on durable, laminated paper — because even when your morals wobble, your sticker shouldn’t.
Stick it on your laptop, journal, or coffee cup as a gentle reminder:
You could let it go… but do you really want to?
Remember: it’s all fun and games until someone steals your fries.